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TheElSalvador
Crunt face

Toledo Jackson @TheElSalvador

Age 90

crawdad slingshot

Gumbles School of Horror

Joined on 11/6/07

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Comments

Got lazy. Check back later.

So very lazy...

Yeah lazyness is a fat ass curse.

Nice art.

Quite frankly, I am more than a little disappointed in you, Toledo.

We, the masses, were promised a not-quite-interactive-game-movie and all you have given us is herpes.

Well, Mr. Jackson, head of Portal Security, I have got news for you. We shall no longer sit idly by while you rape our hopes and dreams with false promises and a future devoid of your artistic and cultural contributions. OCCUPY NEWGROUNDS!

I occupy most newgrounders' mothers, daily. Costs me about 30 bucks, all told. Does that seem like the spending of a 1%'er?

Toledo, you're the 1% at the opposite end of the spectrum. Allow me to illustrate it in a semi-linear fashion.

1% - 98% - 1%

All the frills without the wealth.

However, if I may be so inclined to posit, and I am, that same statistic illustrated in a more TOP DOWN semi-linear fashion.

1%
98%
1%

You're the one percent holding 99% of people on your shoulders. YOU'RE LIKE FUCKING ATLAS. Only without the whole having tricked Hercules while you itched your ass part.

Anyway, I digress, through my infallible logic, yes, short answer, that does sound like the spending of a 1%'er.

Also, as a slight side note to my Herculean logic (figuratively and literally), I have decided to form an Occupy Compton branch of the entire OWS movement. They're complaining about the 1%, but really they should be complaining about the 1%'s. BOTH OF EM.

All I got out of that was an image of Atlas in a frilly tutu pleading with Hercules to itch his ass while standing in the streets of Compton surrounded by gang members.

I'm going to have 3 games going up soon. They're all short but sweet. One requires a webcam.

Every time I see your userename it brings back old NG memories.