TheElSalvador's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Correlation]

neato

Oh look, more recycled drivel. Grats on having to collab on this.

This is generic, uninspired, robotic garbage. Go find yourselves an imagination.

7IsUnlucky responds:

thanks

[Catastrophe on High Seas]

incomplete sentence or?

Not bad, but there is a prevalent grammatical error. It should be "Seas" not "Sea's".

Also, the inclusion of Jack Sparrow's likeness is pretty shameless for a school project.

ASP responds:

Jack sparrow had random appearances in the play, so it's only right that he get's a random appearance in the intro.

[Rats On Cocaine - Ep #10]

it's a fucking cu(n)t

Excellent doo wop!

[HELP THEM]

el oh el

Comedic genius.
5/5
10/10

ilovecandy2 responds:

watch my hentai seires if you want comedy genious, watch part 2 and 3, however this flash was meant to be deadly serious!

[Sonic Running]

just a quick question...

Is he supposed to be running backwards?

[MON]

crank dat

I'm pretty sure it's a 'I Set My Friends on Fire' song.
The flash itself was kinda boring though, so half points.

[TWHYH-It Will]

I'm no fan of anime, but...

Cliches of anime, huh? More like cliches of bad comedy... Your description needs work, as does your spelling and sound quality. I do not watch anime regularly so I may be wrong but it seems that the only anime-esque portions of this flash are the two spiky haired characters and the villian. The rest of the ideas are either stolen from south park, monty python or completely random. The only thing I liked about this was when it ended.

MDJedi responds:

oh ok well thx for tellin me how to improve

[Message for the KK]

Oh no!

What a giant QQ this was... I scoff at your petty rivalries. I have no rivals in my masterful domination of the flash medium, I sit alone at the top of the tower looking down at all your pathetic organizations wondering to myself why you even try. Take solace in the fact that neither you, nor KK can dance in my shadows of greatness. You are both equally the dog waste under the soles of my feet. I hope I have inspired you to not suck so much in the future.

[LL - The pink room]

who'sawhatnow?

I voted 0, but the little sync with the whistling and text at the very end did make me laugh. Not that the words were particularly funny.

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[Another Day of Doom.]

wait what?

There was a plot? You must have had one hell of an easy job...

maja2 responds:

oh now look at the jackass talking.